That reminded me of this one.
Why do Java developers need glasses?
Because they don’t C#
That reminded me of this one.
Why do Java developers need glasses?
Because they don’t C#
Unfortunately, I failed my CompSci classes this year.
It’s because I’m non-binary
Are you a monad?
Because when you are not here I feel the side effects.
['S','u','n','s','h','i','n','e']
An array of sunshine
Knock knock.
Race condition.
Who’s there?
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Pretty sure that is a UDP joke.
… it’s me, Java!
I can always tell when I have been coding too much;
Not really a Dad joke, but one of Bram’s signature blocks in 2023:
Q. What happens to programmers when they die?
A: MS-Windows programmers are reinstalled. C++ programmers become undefined,
anyone who refers to them will die as well. Java programmers reincarnate
after being garbage collected, unless they are in permgen, in which case
they become zombies. Zimbu programmers leave a stack trace that tells us
exactly where they died and how they got there.
Bram Moolenaar - creator of Zimbu, Vim Script and Vim
I decided to go back to my ex-girlfriend.
segmentation fault
Explanation: Attempting to access a nonexistent memory address
This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special.
Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.
Programmers typically avoid bars. They don’t like tabs.
My birthday card from my daughter included these:
Proud parent of a potential geek
What did the variable say to the compiler?
Cache me if you can
Remind’s me of my programmer great great great uncle from the late 1700’s when he was a programming privateer travelling on the Spanish Trade routes.
Yeah, he programmed pier to pier networks.
What’s the most widely used language in programming?
Profanity.