What do you call a root user’s die?
A sudo random number generator!
What do you get when you cross a programming language with a clam?
A C shell!
If you’re lucky, what might be inside it?
A Perl!
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I tried to write a Python joke, but indentationError.
It wasn’t funny in the right context.
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How could the functional programming skip school?
Because it had no class.
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Breaking news! A programmer has been accused of writing unreadable code. We tried to reach them, but they refused to comment.
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How did the first program die?
It was executed.
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Why did the JS developer quit his job?
Because he didn’t get arrays.
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Did you hear about the data center that burnt down in Notre Dame? No one knows how it started but Quasimodo has a hunch.
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I had C and Rust compile a dangerous package.
Rust didn’t make it.
What happened to the programmer who got hit by a shell?
They got pretty bashed up.
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We should add the Spanish programming language:
si++
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I don’t always write my code on paper…
But when I do it’s tearable.
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I’ve been learning TypeScript and it’s kind of funny how it feels to use.
A Day in TypeScript
9:00 AM: “I love types! My code is bulletproof.”
11:00 AM: “Why is this Generic not extending the Union?”
2:00 PM: // @ts-ignore
4:00 PM: as unknown as any
7:00 PM: “I’m using JavaScript.”
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Getting back to basics, a new programming language is using ones and zeros as its syntax, but it only reads the white ones.
It’s called El Bino.
If geology rocks, and geography is where it’s at then, programming is how it’s done.
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A programmer had a problem. He thought to himself, “I know, I’ll solve it with threads!”.
has Now problems. two he
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I think my joke will beat all of you.
Task 1: Print “Hello, World.”
Task 2: Learn classes, constructors, arrays, methods, static vs instance, and exceptions… and count birds.
Welcome to Exercism.
I’m sure I’ve heard that one before 
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Ha, you’re right. Three years ago…